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  1. "

    “You’re interested,” Hange said. “I can tell because you’ve got that constipated look on your face.”


    “Go fellate a sewer outlet, Hange,” Levi said, without inflection.

    "
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    "Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid", a Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan cop!fic by mongoose_bite

    (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1418054/chapters/2979342)


    ^saving Levi’s response to my personal mental archive of witty comebacks

     

  2. reichen-stache:

    ms-sardonicus:

    bandgeeklikeme:

    So I went to Dragon*Con a few weeks ago and found a great Snape and Ten cosplaying near each other. It was in the busy section of the vendor fair so I just asked for a picture of them together and ten just said “on a scale of 1-11 how close do you want us?” so I said “uh…12”
    AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

    I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED FAN FICTION

    Holy shit… :D

    IM DEAD

    (via fumuko)

     


  3. Notes on fandom part 69

    Seriously, anybody who says fanfic isn’t real or literary or happening or whatever can go pound sand.

    Change doesn’t happen at the rate that we want it to in this world and it really sucks.

    Our favorite TV show characters get killed off for reasons besides their actors’ careers (cough POCs, QPOCs, any/all “strong female” chars cough); writers and artists protest that they *really aren’t homophobes look at my rainbow flag* but continue to resist queer fandom pairings and queer narratives (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you truly thing that being happy and being queer are mutually exclusive? No? Then why do you continue to write us such shitty endings in the name of furthering cishetnorm plotlines? Btw, y’all can stop with the “BISEXUALITY = DEVIOUSNESS” shit because it’s fucking disgusting); big industry publicists sublimate “color blindness” to the point that HEY!? where the hell did all the race narratives go?? “We don’t know; we don’t actually *see* color anymore”—OR, more disturbingly, the race narratives that are perpetuated just fucking suck by subtly depriving LGBTQ/POC characters of (emotional, usually) legitimacy. Remember the “Angry (insert race/orientation/etc. here) Person” stereotype? Yeah. That one especially.

    It’s idiotic to perpetuate the idea that developing these narratives would somehow lead to serious financial issues for TV series, novels, comics, manga, whatever. Are you shitting me? You hint at queer narratives once and people lose minds. Fan art, fan fic, reviews, product development, chatter. Equals revenue. If you actually put some effort into that “non trad” narrative more than the usual baiting, the fandoms would Farah Fawcett that shit faster than you can say “XXX ceiling poster please and thank”.

    But while we’re waiting on those things to happen, there are safe spaces where it’s already happening, where the FCC can’t censor what they don’t agree with yet people actually take the time to tag their shit, dot their gender neutral “i’s”, cross their trigger-warning “Ts”, and check their privileges at the door.

    Fandom. Fanfic. Fanart. They’re SUPER. Get on it.

     


  4. "Drunk Texting Eren is back with a vengeance and this time it’s personal."
    — 

    At Least You’re Not Aquaman, a superhero Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan fic by mybrainproblems

    ( http://archiveofourown.org/works/1620422/chapters/4927671)

    This fic is fab. No, it’s not fab, it’s glam: awesome/correct usage of gender neutral pronouns, super heroes in spandex, Levi in Spandex, Drunk Texting Eren, sensitive portrayal of social issues (the author actually links to relevant studies in the pre-chapter notes!!, o still my academic’s heart), DID I MENTION SPANDEX LEVI?!!, and really quality filler that should be canon. Also, Armin is an AI and it’s adorable.

     

  5. pinklikeme:

    roachpatrol:

    cornflakepizza:

    { this is a skill i’ve been using a lot lately, thought i’d share :) }

         {  Distress Tolerance Skill: Coloring Mandalas

    PRE-PREP

         1}   go to www.printmandala.com and print a couple of mandalas that you like. (you can also find some on google images.)
         2}   buy set of colored pencils or markers if you don’t have them. more colors = better
         3}   buy a clipboard if you wanna lie in bed and color.
         4}   set these aside and ready to go so they are easily accessible when you are distressed

    HOW TO USE DURING DISTRESS

         1}   choose a mandala from your pre-printed stash
         2}   set a timer (phone is good) for 30 minutes
         3}   color it with ur markers or pencils. i prefer pencils.
         4}   optional: play an audiobook or music while coloring. make sure it’s not sad music.
         5}   when timer goes off, stop coloring. ask yourself, what level is my distress right now? if still high, set timer for another 30 minutes and keep coloring. if tolerable, stop coloring and do thing you want to do.
         6}   repeat as needed until distress is tolerable

    WHY IT WORKS

         coloring patterns is distracting enough to pull your attention away from negative thoughts/emotions, but mandalas are also repetitive so you can kind of “zone out” while coloring. it feels good being able to create something and you feel a sense of competency or confidence. there’s no competitive aspect to it so you can just do the activity without having to worry about doing it perfect or right or better than anyone else. it can remind you of a simpler time when all that was expected of you was coloring. :) it is easy and almost everyone can do it.

    TIPS

        — stick to the timer. even though you want to keep coloring when it goes off, stop once you finish the segment you’re on and put the pencil down. tell yourself you can come back and finish it after you do the thing you’re putting off.

        — you can do this activity without using a timer, especially if you don’t have anything planned for the rest of the day and aren’t using this to distract from a task :)) 

        — practice coloring during times when you’re not distressed, so that when you need to use this skill it will be easier and more “automatic”. i can’t stress this enough. even though coloring is really simple, it’s much better for the activity to feel familiar so that you can easily use it during distress. so if you can practice it during normal times it’ll help u. think of it as homework if you have to — you are building up a memory muscle.

        — if you feel guilty because you’re “wasting time” doing a “childish activity”, remind urself that ur doing this for your mental health, that this is an established skill recommended by top psychotherapists, and that calming down your distress so you can actually *do* the stuff you’re worried about (rather than procrastinating all day about the thing and not actually doing it) is the opposite of wasting time. remember that practicing this skill even when you’re not distressed is HOMEWORK, not optional time wasting thing. also, taking care of ur mental health is not a frivolous activity. it’s very important and crucial to a happy successful life.

    I’d like to add that coloring inside the lines neatly and skillfully is something that impresses the fuck out of most artists. Yes, even professional working artists. I have seen artists genuinely lose their shit with admiration when someone could color inside all the lines (sometimes that artist is me). SO if you’re coloring and thinking ‘this is dumb i’m not an artist i bet an artist would laugh at me’ be assured most artists would actually be hooting enviously at you and then asking to borrow your crayons.

    This is so cool.

    I used to throw paint at my walls. Not splatter, throw. This sounds infinitely more healthful and will probably end up with a 100% less chance of flushing cyan acrylic out of my nose later.

    (via daunt)

     

  6. chillingnotkilling:

    En memoria de todos los que han perdido su vida luchando por la paz en Venezuela #NoDispares

    Esta es LA banda de rock! Manos en letras, instrumentos y en pintura. Muy serios! 

    Banda favorita del mes….
     
     

  7. mdyouknowme:

    #NoDispares… Viniloversus

    me encanta esta banda…

     

  8. (Source: leslieseuffert, via vinilofan)

     

  9. ipoophere:

    wow thanks for sharing

     

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  11. whiskeyandmisanthropy:

    "I’m not a writer I just drink a lot about it."

     

  12. (Source: chomplet, via cottna)

     

  13. cottna:

    you’ve seen eren hold paper but have you seen him read

    oh god my kidneys

     

  14. (Source: nemesis-returns)

     


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